SUPER LOCATION SHOWS WELL.SELLER WILL PAINT AND WILL INSTALL NEW CARPET CLOSE TO 495, 236, SHOPPING AND MORE, VERY NICE 3 BEDROOM. NICE BALCONY, PLEASE BE CONSIDER OF TENNATS THE UNIT NUMBER IS 102. CALL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS!
Internet/Public:
SUPPER LOCATION SHOWS WELL. CLOSE TO 495,395,236, SHOPPING AND MORE, VERY NICE.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Friday, April 13, 2007
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Historic?
Charming sun-splashed end unit, renovated & refreshing, w/arched foyer, crown molding, custom paint, gleaming hardwoods, historic butcher block kit counters
Thursday, April 5, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
I think we're missing a comma
Internet/Public:
Great all brick Colonial Home w/ 3 lvls,each level has his own entrace,fully finished basement,Excellent location.close to D.C,Ballston,Rosling, Shoping centre,Restaurants.Harry this one won't last!
Great all brick Colonial Home w/ 3 lvls,each level has his own entrace,fully finished basement,Excellent location.close to D.C,Ballston,Rosling, Shoping centre,Restaurants.Harry this one won't last!
Friday, March 23, 2007
Lazy Realtors
I would think that giving accurate directions to a house would be important. Here's a listing I came across today...
Directions:
Please look up.
I would hope that my clients wouldn't want to see this house, because the realtor is lazy.
Directions:
Please look up.
I would hope that my clients wouldn't want to see this house, because the realtor is lazy.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Would You Rent to These People?
Young couple looking for an apartment to move into in the next 10 days. Need a place that allows pets, and will not do a credit check.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Hmmm...
Just read this in a listing today.
"House will be neutralized soon".
Do we think that's a new fancy name for a tear down or not?
"House will be neutralized soon".
Do we think that's a new fancy name for a tear down or not?
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Bad Realtor Jokes
Why do appraisers carry a wasp in their hand?Value is in the eye of the bee holder.
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".
Friday, February 23, 2007
A Sense of Humor Is Important
Welcome...
Don't worry, this isn't another super-serious blog about the state of the real estate industry, the economy, or interest rates.
Instead, this is the chance for all of us to have a little fun at the expense of realtors.
Most of you have read "For Sale" ads either online or in the paper, and have no clue what realtors really mean. Is it a typo, did we mean to write that, or did we just run out of space?
So, here's the plan.
Whenever I come across a creative realtor word or phrase, I'll post it here. And, if you see anything that confuses you, just email it to me, and I'll post it.
Occasionally we will have a contest for different categories, such as "best made up word" or "worst use of the English Language."
And, since many of you consider realtors on the same level as lawyers and used car salesmen, realtor jokes are allowed.
Let's have fun!
Don't worry, this isn't another super-serious blog about the state of the real estate industry, the economy, or interest rates.
Instead, this is the chance for all of us to have a little fun at the expense of realtors.
Most of you have read "For Sale" ads either online or in the paper, and have no clue what realtors really mean. Is it a typo, did we mean to write that, or did we just run out of space?
So, here's the plan.
Whenever I come across a creative realtor word or phrase, I'll post it here. And, if you see anything that confuses you, just email it to me, and I'll post it.
Occasionally we will have a contest for different categories, such as "best made up word" or "worst use of the English Language."
And, since many of you consider realtors on the same level as lawyers and used car salesmen, realtor jokes are allowed.
Let's have fun!
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