This one is good!

SUPER LOCATION SHOWS WELL.SELLER WILL PAINT AND WILL INSTALL NEW CARPET CLOSE TO 495, 236, SHOPPING AND MORE, VERY NICE 3 BEDROOM. NICE BALCONY, PLEASE BE CONSIDER OF TENNATS THE UNIT NUMBER IS 102. CALL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS!
Internet/Public:
SUPPER LOCATION SHOWS WELL. CLOSE TO 495,395,236, SHOPPING AND MORE, VERY NICE.

Simple Typo

Stone's throw to DC, Pentagon, shops and restaurants! LOW condo fee.

Historic?

Charming sun-splashed end unit, renovated & refreshing, w/arched foyer, crown molding, custom paint, gleaming hardwoods, historic butcher block kit counters

Are they a selling point?

$419000 Lovely Farmhouse, 1.6 Acres, Alpacas on Site

I think we're missing a comma

Internet/Public:
Great all brick Colonial Home w/ 3 lvls,each level has his own entrace,fully finished basement,Excellent location.close to D.C,Ballston,Rosling, Shoping centre,Restaurants.Harry this one won't last!

Lazy Realtors

I would think that giving accurate directions to a house would be important. Here's a listing I came across today...


Directions:
Please look up.

I would hope that my clients wouldn't want to see this house, because the realtor is lazy.

Would You Rent to These People?

Young couple looking for an apartment to move into in the next 10 days. Need a place that allows pets, and will not do a credit check.